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Go out and hug a grumpy feminist today
Hug her real tight so you can smell her hair and feel her boobs on your chest. Cool.
gentlemanlosergentlemanjunkie:
Original art by Russ Heath and published comic, War Adventures #13, Feb. 1953.
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Sometimes you have to burn bridges if you want to roast the marshmallows for your s’mores
7 hours ago - 
6
6 I’m stuck in an office inside the belly of MTV/Viacom all day so please feel free to send me amusing messages or whatever.
Ask me questions, send me pictures of puppies or whatever. Tell me something I don’t know. Jusy be creative. Today is going to be a drag.
9 hours ago - 2
2 
Anonymous asked: How did you meet your lady?
we met at the the most romantic place in the world (the Internet)
Anonymous asked: Do you have a lot of gay followers?
I don’t know what is considered “a lot” on tumblr but I think I might have a few.
I love how she considers it for a moment, like she’s really thinking about it
She’s totally already planning what she’d use her ‘powers’ for…
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for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it
can I order a 6 pack?
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fresh young variegated Colocasia leaf yet to development chlorophyll or something? like that.
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Reblog if you’ve been told you have a nice butt.
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