Hug her real tight so you can smell her hair and feel her boobs on your chest. Cool.
I’m stuck in an office inside the belly of MTV/Viacom all day so please feel free to send me amusing messages or whatever.
Ask me questions, send me pictures of puppies or whatever. Tell me something I don’t know. Jusy be creative. Today is going to be a drag.
take note, guys
Anonymous asked: How did you meet your lady?
we met at the the most romantic place in the world (the Internet)
Anonymous asked: Do you have a lot of gay followers?
I don’t know what is considered “a lot” on tumblr but I think I might have a few.